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Advertising.
03 January 2009, 22:18:34

last edit: 03 January 2009, 22:22:21 by Oh_noes!!
hey guys, I've made a small little advertisement topic on the sa-mp forums just to help promote the server a small bit.

http://forum.sa-mp.com/index.php?topic=83241.0


Hopefully it will help draw back some people who stopped playing the server back in 0.1b.

Is there anywhere else that the server could be promoted though? I know we don't need a lot of advertising, but I'm just wondering if it would help the server get back on it's feet.


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EDIT -

Ohshit I broke a rule, oh well hopefully nobody will notice. D:


3) Do NOT have your buddies post an advert for your server after you've posted one. You must OWN the server you are posting an ad for. Likewise...nobody is allowed to reply to your thread with how much they love/hate your mode

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Re: Advertising.
03 January 2009, 22:39:38
Add the server promotion picture in this site to that post. :(

Edit:
I has no signature. *sad*

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Re: Advertising.
03 January 2009, 22:48:34
you should brag about how good it was back then with 100 players and stuff and indeed add screenshots and my new version image :D

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bigger version

Code:
[img]http://uhm.sparksptpm.co.uk/ptpm27.png[/img]

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Re: Advertising.
03 January 2009, 22:54:21
I've added teh cool picture. :p



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Re: Advertising.
03 January 2009, 22:58:32

last edit: 03 January 2009, 23:05:29 by uhm
disregard everything lets wait for a bit so we can recruit people for screenshots and stuff and make it look professional and shit

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Re: Advertising.
04 January 2009, 01:38:06
I've fixed it up a little bit, added some screenshots, bolded some text, just made it look generally neater. :p



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Re: Advertising.
04 January 2009, 02:04:33
thank you noes
only i wanted to say that maybe its better when we gather and bring ideas and shit cuz ya'kno having an image with the word fuck covering it 50% is hilarious for us but you know (yes i know i supported this but.. gah)
and stuff
and look at them fools, check out all these fuckings, its just awful. shit.
except for that  Real Life Roleplay, but seriously i dont give a fuck who the owners are of a server, i dont need a fucking list that takes me more than 40 seconds to read what skills you can have, i dont want to read that your site is under fucking construction, i definitely dont want to know i will be admin if im in the first 50 joiners of your shithole, fuck!
look at them fools

if we gonna have our ad in that pile of shit
i want it to be the BEST shit the MOST stinkiest and the MOST BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BEST. SHIT. EVAR.
everyone looking for a server checkin shit out and they think shit man i dont need to know who the owner (etc)
and then they see ours and their brain just explodes of the excitement and the adrenaline rush and fuck

i mean
yours is not shit, REALLY I SWEAR thats not my point its good man you posted pics and stuff but shits not perfect you know wa'am saying? i mean its nice and all but none of those screenshots makes you think: FUCK THIS IS WHAT THIS SERVER IS ALL FUCKING ABOUT, i mean there are fucking four people online doing nothing but idlin, shit i mean thats cool but it aint the game

this is what our server is fucking about: cap or defend the yellow motherfuckers ass
shit
its easy

keywords for our ad-to-be
simplicity
short
mind blowing
we will work FOR you to get you knowing what this shit is about
awesome
jesus supports
humour
pseudo good photoshopping skills (mine are awful but i think i did well photoshopping with animationshop, motherfucker jasc forever go away fuck you adobe)

NO wait dont make it
we'll make it as a community
and stuff.

just let your thingy be and let it live and when we done and your post is on page 3. fuck nobody gonna notice we got two, shit. and then we post our magical motherfucking shrine of fucking godlyness and MINDS. WILL. BE BLOWN.

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Re: Advertising.
04 January 2009, 02:12:59

last edit: 04 January 2009, 02:16:12 by Oh_noes!!
I agree with you on the logo and screenshots, we need a logo and a screenshot set that literally make the reader think "HOLY FUCK I'M GONNA GO PLAY THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!"

 atm the screenshots are very boring. :p


we should all make a video together to put in the add too, that would be awesome



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Re: Advertising.
04 January 2009, 05:15:56
Very nice noes, thanks for doing that hopefully it works and we get some new people on server.... that would be cool.

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Re: Advertising.
04 January 2009, 12:40:23
we should all make a video together to put in the add too, that would be awesome

just use the old PTPM videos ?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RA5VM8sd7os&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/RA5VM8sd7os&rel=0</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/XN2T6vTI-yM&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/XN2T6vTI-yM&rel=0</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/j3TCQvKW-cU&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/j3TCQvKW-cU&rel=0</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/KjPMVXZ2FMo&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/KjPMVXZ2FMo&rel=0</a>

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Re: Advertising.
04 January 2009, 12:59:28
i've added those videos. :D


We still need to make a new one though methinks, those ones are pretty old now.



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Re: Advertising.
19 January 2009, 16:06:47
I just got vegas 8.0 so I'll start playing with it and putting parts of the old vids together with some new material.

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Re: Advertising.
19 January 2009, 23:43:25
Nicely done, Noes!

I'm not sure if the main image in your thread is proper, though. I like it personally, but it seems kind of ironic to me and in my opinion, many people could think "No, this looks like shit. Artillery planes explosions? And what's the "FUCK!" word doing there? I'm not sure...".

A best picture I can think of to fit that place would be a screenshot of the PM surrounded by a few terrorists aiming at him, on a top of some building. The PM would be holding his hands up, a nice PTPM text/logo would be added and voila! :) What do you people think?

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Re: Advertising.
20 January 2009, 01:33:03
low quality as hell, but fyi mine: <a href="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-3832647922964706384" target="_blank">http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-3832647922964706384</a>

windows movie maker sucks. but I can't always access fcp and stuff.

also I'm still here, but my compy broke for about 2 weeks and my new mobo should be here soon. I have also been finishing up college stuff. I still have some scholarship applications, but its mostly over. I'm just going to busy with debate for a month (but not super busy), and making sure I don't fail school.

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Re: Advertising.
20 January 2009, 12:47:50
yeah we got some people we actually seen it and appeared oin irc or registered here or shit
too bad noone every is on so they still dont know stuff

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Re: Advertising.
07 February 2009, 18:55:40
Aight bitches, lets make a generic advertisement post that we can repost once a month in the samp forums. We still need other forms of advertisement, but this is one free way. Additionally, I think there should be a link (on our front page) to how to page that describes how to download samp and start playing protect the prime minister, for people who get here via other sites. There could be a link right above "private boards" and right below where it says "Spark's Protect the Prime Minister" and it could be called "How to Get Started with SA-MP and PTPM", make both those little links in bigger font, and I could write the page if everyone else is too lazy.

In the advert:
Title of post - I think it should be "The ORIGINAL Protect the Prime Minister", cause we actually are, ya dig?
Game time announcement! -
Good (preferable banner logo - there can be other pics sprinkled throughout) -
One sentence description/logo -
SERVER IP (This will be all over the place to nail in the point) -
GAMETIME ANNOUNCEMENT (15:00 GMT +0, 9:00AM CST, etc.) -
IRC -
Plea for more players -
More detailed rules/description -
Team list (with pictures) -
Videos -
Screenshots? -
Testimonials? -
Any other fun goodies.

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Re: Advertising.
07 February 2009, 19:20:41
I really don't know. Usually I'm always in for doing shit to get PtPM going, but I think PtPM really has had its time. The server went down and kept on moving between hosts and IPs, here we stand now. We have a stable hosting, we have a working forum, but people really seem to have lost their interest for the server. Even on the one day we try to be active, how many people have we got? You, me, esco and like three or four other regulars. Ok, sure, eleven players is good enough for a fun game of ptpm, but still..

An advertisement only works if people actually play the server, people will add the IP to their browser, see that nobody is online and they'll remove it again. Adding the Sunday thing could work, although it's a bit patheticville, but it will work for people who actually do really want to play the server. I really, really doubt anyone who has never heard of SA:MP, let alone PtPM, is going to download it or would end up on this forum.

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Re: Advertising.
08 February 2009, 06:25:17

last edit: 08 February 2009, 17:38:58 by Catshit Chris
well thanks for being a downer. haha. i dunno, you're probably right. I don't want ptpm to be over, cause it rocks faces. The reason I have hope is because I look on sa-mp.com at random times and there are 8000-9000 people on. The popular servers still get tons of people, and we used to be a semi-popular server.

well, fuck.

EDIT: FUCK THIS SHIT. I'm never gonna give up.

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Re: Advertising.
20 February 2009, 01:36:17
I want us to get some motherfucking numbers.


It's horrible to see people look at an empty ptpm server and think to themselves "meh, I'd join if people were online"


I do that a lot, it seemsd that after one person joins, the numbers snowball and then 10 people end up online.


But even that's a rarity now. :/



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Re: Advertising.
21 February 2009, 01:15:10
I'll continue to come on for gameday, and I can try to come on at times where other people might see it. If other people don't come, so be it. I'm going to keep trying tho. I wasn't on at gameday last weekend cause I was in california, but that was my last debate tournament.

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23 February 2009, 18:07:08
Just chill. Back in the day it wasn't THAT popular too.
t/tell boobs.

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Re: Advertising.
03 March 2009, 22:22:04
Quote from: vatzec
Just chill. Back in the day it wasn't THAT popular too.

depends on which that day
timeshift to SAMP 0.1 for best fun
cheaters to ban and players to play
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03 March 2009, 22:27:16
What a pain that was.
t/tell boobs.

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04 March 2009, 00:17:58
* uhm is going rather fast. (255 kph)

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Re: Advertising.
04 March 2009, 23:05:44
and then lag problems --> so many speed reports.

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Re: Advertising.
18 September 2009, 14:36:17
WE NEED ADS ON THE MTA FORUM!!!
there are not a lot popular mta servers right now and i think ptpm has a chance of becoming one!!!

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Re: Advertising.
18 September 2009, 16:33:53
Uhm is right. PTPM server had its existence, and now it's just a thing that belongs to the past. It would be nice to see the server becoming popular again and all that things, but it "died" 3 or 4 times, so trying to make it back to life is hard.
Now there's only the community: You (the reader), me, and all the true players PTPM has had.

And beleive it or not, these facts are sad, because we will have to accept, sometime in the future, that PTPM server has ended, because internet/computer/technological things don't last a life.


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Re: Advertising.
18 September 2009, 16:43:13
Slepot, I think you should look at the date before posting.
For some reason I also want to say this: Who are you?

Yeah, I know you..
I has no signature. *sad*

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Re: Advertising.
18 September 2009, 18:03:11
PTPM server had its existence, and now it's just a thing that belongs to the past.
ptpm is a good thing, i think we all agree on that. it would be very sad to watch it go. and what makes you say it belongs in the past?
maybe in it's current form, but that only means it needs to be changed and improved.
It would be nice to see the server becoming popular again and all that things, but it "died" 3 or 4 times, so trying to make it back to life is hard.
if it died 4 times that also means it was brought back to life 4 times. dead things can't die, right?

how about starting a project at the mta forums, getting a couple coders and stuff on board?

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Re: Advertising.
22 September 2009, 22:06:06
I think we have all the coders we need, but we just need to get people excited about it. Fuck if I know how to do that, tho.

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Re: Advertising.
22 September 2009, 22:45:58
I've started the Facebook group

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23 September 2009, 15:03:21
i started the Fire

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25 September 2009, 17:14:20
hey remember that time we was on tv?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fKo8iRLcWCE&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/fKo8iRLcWCE&rel=0</a>

i tubed it, you
please criticise my english for more pr0

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Re: Advertising.
25 September 2009, 17:36:10
was that nub? :o
:P

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25 September 2009, 17:39:04
nobody actually knows who it is



EXCEPT PTPM GOLD MEMBERS
(PRICES STARTING AT €5.99 PER MONTH)

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Re: Advertising.
26 September 2009, 04:55:44
ENG SUBS PLZ
Squeezed the John Thomas up her Gary and rode away - Wow she has a tight ring piece! A copuple of minutes later I was Harry Monking deep inside her chocolate pot. FANTASTIC.

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26 September 2009, 11:06:44
it has subs already D:::::::::::

see attachment how to turn on if its not enabled by default

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27 September 2009, 14:39:34
why wud it be me nigga

in 2007 i was like 10 - 11

EDIT: PtPM, motherfucker, remember the name. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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18 October 2009, 20:42:53
))


holy shit raid that's sexy squidward))))

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24 October 2009, 00:38:46
I don't know what it says at the beginning, but it sounds like "uhm and Jesus".
t/tell boobs.

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24 October 2009, 00:53:26
So, who was the addicted player?
t/tell boobs.

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24 October 2009, 11:29:33
mormon jesus


thats the answer to both questions :D

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Re: Advertising.
09 November 2009, 10:49:13
oh christ totally different discussion but i haven't even installed any games on my laptop yet. it is 2:47 am and I am finishing linear algebra (which I have a midterm for on tuesday) homework before i get ready for my spanish debate and start working on an outline for a humanities paper.

on top of a bunch of other random stuff i have to do.

oh god college. i just wanna play some ptpm or something or take a nap but no. ah well. i suppose this is a lesson in time management.

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09 November 2009, 14:43:47
I've always wondered what's the difference between university and college. Is college more work-centric and university I-study-because-I-like-to-study-and-for-no-other-reason-but-well-maybe-I-will-work-thanks-to-that-one-day?
t/tell boobs.

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09 November 2009, 18:44:42
I second that question, because that would mean HBO and WO (Näetherlandic) equals collega and uni.


Well HBO is still work-centric but high standard and things

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12 November 2009, 18:49:55
College and university are the same thing here, college is just used more in the US.
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14 November 2009, 19:18:48
Well to get technical, a college is solely undergraduates, and a university has research and graduate students.

We have private and public universities. Public ones are run by the state, are fairly cheap, pretty good but not great in many cases, and are huge. A private university is privately owned (I attend one of these - Northwestern University). We get fucked by tuition (but i get tons of financial aid). There is a huge range of private universities, from Oral Roberts University to Harvard.

We also have community colleges (junior college) that is smaller, cheaper, usually considered less good, and are often 2-year.

Goddamnit I need to get MTA on this computer.
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