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Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair
25 February 2009, 18:44:22
Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair
sauce: http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/202541.html

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded.

Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.

In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.

Made in China. Buyer beware…



Alright guys, Im about to stop using these chairs...

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Re: Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair
28 February 2009, 08:10:03
oh my... I don't believe theres much to really say about this o.o

what a way to go..

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Re: Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair
28 February 2009, 21:50:38
There's no such thing as exploding chairs, I believe he let out a one fucking giant fart.

uhm

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Quote from: @ndie date=1335850638
There's no such thing as exploding chairs (..)

how can you know
i guess you are not familiar with the expression "made in china"

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This is why I use a recliner.

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There's no such thing as exploding chairs, I believe he let out a one fucking giant fart.
I want to shrink you and put you in my pocket and carry you around





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And take him to the meeting?
t/tell boobs.
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