>objective
>inventory
>examine landscape

>objective

Grunk think hard about objective of life. Thinking makes Grunk head hurt. Grunk preferes bashing instead. Grunk remembers boss saying that Grunk lost pig and Grunk must find pig.

>inventory

Grunk carrying:
Pants
Shoes
Mighty fists (Justice & Revenge)

>examine landscape

Grunk inside funny black mine. Grunk can hear noise to the north.

> examine genital area

>examine genital area

Grunk think Grunk genital area not too shabby.

>go north
>roar to scare away other creatures while walking

>roar

Grunk does a mightyfine roar. Make Grunk feel stronger.

>go north

Grunk head north into mine. Grunk notices pig, but pig notices Grunk and escapes east!

Grunk see young gnome with funny helmet in chamber.

"Well what do ya want ya big dumb orc?" say he.

Grunk no like gnome. Grunk wants smash.

>seduce gnome

>seduce gnome

No! Grunk mightyfine young orc, only love mightfine young orcess.

>sing
>throw shoe at gnome
>x gnome
>take items
>go east

>sing

La la la! Grunk telling story!

La la la! Story not too big.

La la la! It all about Grunk.

La la la! And it all about pig!

La la la! Grunk out at night time.

La la la! Looking all around.

La la la! Grunk fall down hole.

La la la! End up in mine!

La la la! Uh. Grunk not think of any more word. So Grunk just go la la la some more!

>throw shoe at gnome

Grunk not think that wise. Grunk thinks shoes are made for walking, and thats what they're gonna do.

>x gnome

Gnome small person with funny helmet. Grunk think him might be tasty, but mom say after bridge incident Grunk not allowed eat living stuffs.

>take items

Funny helmet: taken.

"Hey, give that back!" say gnome.

>go east

Grunk go east. Grunk no see pig, but Grunk see big poster on wall and strange machine on desk. Maybe Grunk examine?

Grunk just forget. Boss say Grunk go find pig, bring it back. Him say. if Grunk not bring back pig, not bring back Grunk either. Grunk like working at pig farm, so now Grunk need find pig.

Outside
Grunk think that pig probably go this way. It hard to tell at night time, because moon not bright as sun. There forest to east and north. It even darker there, and Grunk hear lots of strange animal. West of Grunk, there big field with little stone wall. Farm back to south.

>examine grunk
Grunk orc. Big and green and wearing pants.

> roar
> roar
> roar
> roar
> roar

>roar
RAAARRRR!

That fun! Grunk like shouting.

>go south

>go south
Grunk get in big trouble if Grunk go back with no pig.

>go west

>go west
Grunk not allowed in field. That probably OK, because Grunk not think pig tall enough to climb over wall.

>go north

>go north
Forest look dark. Pig probably some place in there, but Grunk not know which way to go. Not want end up lost in forest with no pig.

Grunk hear noise! It come from some place in bushes, but Grunk not sure which way it come from.

>x sound
>go place sound from

>x sound
Grunk not see anything yet.

>go place sound from
Grunk not know where that at.

>listen to sound
Grunk get quiet. Listen to noise in dark.

There, hear noise again! It come from northeast. Must be pig, hiding in bushes.

[Grunk score go up one]

>go north
>roar
>go east

>go northeast
If that where pig go, that where Grunk go. It hard to see where Grunk going to, because there so much dark and leaves and branches here. Then suddenly, there not ground here any more!

Oof! Ow! Umf! Ugh!

Grunk fall down deep hole! Drop torch. Torch go out when Grunk land on it, so now it dark, too.

Hole
Grunk at bottom of deep, dark hole. It even smell like deep, dark hole. There some light that come from tunnel to east; that how Grunk see where Grunk at. Look like there maybe stairs at west side of hole that go up to outside, but them all broken now. There ig crack in ground near stairs, too.

Grunk see torch (black and sooty) here.

>roar
RAAARRRR!

That fun! Grunk like shouting.

The same thing happens the other times you try it, so I'm not gonna paste it.

Be a lil' bit creative, yo

>go east
>x light

>x light
Hmm, look like there curly bit carved all around edge where tunnel start. Maybe some person think this place special.

>go east

Fountain Room
All wall in this room glow! It bright, just like day time. Except that instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and southwest.

In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water.

South wall have big curtain hanging on it.

Hey! There pig! It good thing that Grunk fall down same hole as pig.

>x curtain
>x bright wall
>go east

>x curtain
Look like big rug, but it on wall instead of floor, so that make it curtain instead. Curtain have big picture of little man on it. Grunk think little man maybe called "gnome". Him holding burning torch in dark cave. Point at way out of cave.

>x bright wall
All wall in this room glow in dark! Except that since wall glowing, there no dark for wall to glow in.

>go east

Cave With Stream
Tunnel come to little cave here, but wide stream block way east. Grunk not see much on other side. Not know if tunnel keep going or stop here. Only light that Grunk see some from bright room, far off to west. But grunk hear lots of water.

There stone bench next to stream.

Seeing over there not easy in dark, but Grunk think there little reddish thing on other side of stream.