"Head President for Life"
Wibble
UWJ, bitch
>go west
>go north
>go west
Fountain Room
All wall in this room glow. It bright, just like day time. Except that instead of sun, it wall that glow. And instead of grass and tree, it square room with four wall. And instead of outside, it all under ground. But beside those thing, it just like it! Tunnel keep going out to east and west, but normal doorway go north and southeast and southwest.
In middle of room, there fountain. But fountain not have any water.
South wall have big curtain hanging on it.
Pig here too.
>go north
Statue Room
This room have two big picture that face each other. West wall have picture on it and east wall have different picture on it. Grunk think both picture really just part of wall, though. South wall have doorway and in it that lots of light come from and north wall not have anything in it at all.
Statue of little man stand here, up on big stone block.
>search everywhere just find damn pig
Sorry dude, shit's not gonna happen.
>search everywhere just find damn pig
Grunk not see that there.
