Bitchhiker's Guide to Ruling The Galaxy World
As y'all know, shit has changed around here. PtPM families ain't big no more. We startin' back from a small group again, buildin' up. How ever, there still be some loyal faggots who returned and we grateful for y'all for still showing your interest again in this great community. Something we less thankful for, is that some of you think "Okay, now guys, I've shown how loyal I am. I came back to PtPM, so.. admin pl0x???? lol xDDxD". It don't work like that. We gotta keep it real, man. If you just look at the facts: there's mostly only like nine people around and then usually two of 'em are operators.
So that's why we gonna do it different. We have to lay a base, a decent base so we get to a steady twenty-five player average (in the peaktimes, that is), so we actually 'need' admins again. Once we've reached that point, we can talk again. People who have had operator already on the previous servers have a higher priority, when we've run out of them, we'll maybe open up for sign ups again. This can take a long time and even then it won't be easy to get it. It isn't about how you fill out the form, it's about how you behave on the server. Are you being a little bitch all the time or are you helpful? How patient are you? Can you control your self? Shit like that.

Summary:

• Don't ask for operator
• Don't be an asshole, cause we'll fuck you up when you be requestin' shit (protip: assholes don't got no self-control)
• People who have had admin before will have to prove themselves again. People can change in eight months, either the good or the bad way. (protip: to witness this, play Fable)
  EDIT: This sounds gay and fucked up, actually. Well disregard this, but if you get admin again don't act like no fool. Seriously. Admin ain't nothing to mess with. Don't want no naggers fucking shit up and bawwing after it.
  EDIT2: Former operators shouldn't do anything. If we want you back we'll ask you.
• At the moment we don't need no admins, we need players

hey if you want big time span play fable 2 not fable 1

fable 2 just sucks  ;D

true i liked fallout 3 better

(and i see you do too)

People who have had admin before will have to prove themselves again. People can change in eight months, either the good or the bad way. (protip: to witness this, play Fable)


You've just broken your first rule Uhm :P

Where is puppyluv?

Nez  :o

Puppy is now iKent

(he LOEVS apple)

and in my defence: good point, i'll remove it and old ops gonna be "yo wasup xD wanna op? xD"'d and if they dont they suck
and ikent shows up in the weekends on the server and on irc, didnt register for a forum account yet

not me though I'm famous :D  hhahaha :)

Nez

Domain is done

Cheers
Nez ::)

lol are u sure ???

lol just joking :P

I like this idea, waiting for ptpm to get big again and stuff before letting more admins in.


Meh, I remember my old admin application, it's over a year and a half old now.  :-[

WE GOTTA TAKE THE STREETS BACK

AJNDSAFJSD

...uh...YEAH!

edit: i think we should have a post in the server advertisements section in sa-mp. it can't hurt.

HOLY SHIT IT'S CATSHIT

say whatever happened to advertising on somethingawful?

It can happen. It costs $30 for a for-profit ad, and $8 for non-profit ad. I'd have to email them to figure out what we are, because even though we don't make money off it, I don't know what they'd think.

Also, whats up with the racist terrorist level thing?

what racist who racist where etc

Well from what I remember you also got an account, so maybe you can mention it on their SAMP thread (if its still alive, which I doubt)

I got one internet saying the server will get flooded with idiots all of a sudden if/when the ad goes up. Who wants to take me on that bet?

wait what ads?
dont think it'd be rly succesfull anyway
perhaps official status would give a boost like fuck yeah
but unless anyone wants to donate $100000000000000000000000: shit

yeah ptpm would get players but i mean if there are tons of players it will suck
non-english niggas, m0ar cheaters, laggers, and guise who dont follow their /duties you know what i mean

yeah i rule the world at minimiss too so i can witness dem shiz, its real awful all those newfags, i mean ALL minigames are so fucking easy; you choose a class and you kill the other class (if ur'e not dumb u also do the objective like steal the heli), a lot of people dont even do that, so official servers are real noob magnets

so you mean it would be like anyone else who plays samp?

no matter who comes on the server, they are at first going to be stupid and there will be stupid pubbies. but its the throwing shit at a wall and see what sticks. hopefully people actually interested will come on the site/game. but we have to face the fact that new players are almost always sucky.

on another note, tho, we should have a big "How to install SA-MP and play PTPM" link on the front page, and have a little page about that.

goon spotted

sir jesus omg stop being a stupid pubbie :(((((((((((((((((((((((

shut up spacemud you didnt even buy us an account

http://www.rbs.co.uk/global/h/contact-us/personal-banking/complain.ashx

yeah right your just hate me








>:L

Ahahahahahaha :D

I don't think people who don't know the community or SA:MP would visit this site

whats samp? i only have time to invest in stocks and i like to know what i invest it





>:L

Hey, Sir_Jesus told me that people may be allowed to request for admin status now.. Is that true uhm?


I mean I'm not gonna beg or anything.. but yeah.   :P

Jesus obviously meant that you should check out the forums to read this topic.

you only got op cause ure a girl

* User was banned for this post.

l0l

admin request system = chaos

Who's our new sexy member Katy then?

uhm's gf

I KNEW THAT! Been asking her for days!

yes

rly?  :o

yes

I wonder who was insulting me like that on Irc...

Where did you get a picture? Myspace?
You are just sayin' that u are a girl coz u wanna get admin

ya, sure -.-"

Some ppl were born with a small brain, simply and clear.

eh I think, I got use to that xD

i want to be an operation

Only over my dead body

Does she play Sims?

i love going off topic

i still want to be an operation










(cæsarian)

Its pretty about the topic, so does she play sims or not?

I do


as this is the forum's multi topic you can discuss anything: I am taking a little break of two weeks or so, exams are almost starting here in Germany.

Where does it stands thats a multi topic ? Just because it is in the section Discussion ?
Why we just done make a smalltalk topic because this is the I want to be operator topic ...
And we already have one person who wants be one ... if you still dont know who I mean

I wouldn't mind being an operator too.


NO, SHUT UP NOES, NO ASKING FOR ADMIN, IT'S IN THE OFFICIAL RULES AND EVERYTHING


But..  :'(



NO *slap*



I predict that's what would happen if I asked for admin. But you know, the offers always open. =P

Something tells me he was joking/being sarcastic.

And yeah asking for op really pisses me off, I guess it's one of my pet peeves or something. It's just one of those things that gets up my ass apart from sj's penis.

loljkjkjkjkXDxDxD

xD

edit: no but really, we know theres enough guys willing to do it, but now theres also a lot of ancientfags coming in and the list is certainly not going to shrink

ALTHOUGH SOME OF THE CURRENT ADMINS ARE MESSING WITH THE HOMIES

I don't think every 'og' should come back expecting op cause having moar admins than regular players ain't good shit bro. If they really cared about ptpm and the community then they'd be happy just being a regular i guess

liccen to the mud yo

well yeah
who are these dragon/niels guys anyway
theyre not even registered

WHO? TELL ME!!!!!  :o

hi can i has

you
(seriously)

yes

That was easy  :-\

Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
and di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
and di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

I USED TO THINK THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME
I'D SEE DELIGHT IN THE SHADE OF THE MORNING SUN
I USED TO THINK THAT THE DAY WOULD NEVER COME
THAT MY LIFE WOULD DEPEND ON THE MORNING SUN

Big City Life,
Me try fi get by,
Pressure nah ease up no matter how hard me try.
Big City Life,
Here my heart have no base,
And right now Babylon de pon me case.

People in a show...
all lined in a row.
We just push on by...
Its funny...
how hard we try.



wait this is gay

everything except the chorus is gay :I












(no really i hate him for ruining the song with those lyrics)

spamers xD

who are you

^

its like he has his balls caught in a vice or something

hi

You.
Red_dragon
niels

yes like this guy
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/sw_6gdieBRY&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/sw_6gdieBRY&rel=0</a>




dont get me wrong i liked it but someone should check his eggs if you know what i mean

id let somebody else do that tyvm


jony i have a strange obsession of watching your avatar over and over again


(im not gay :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:)

holy shit, im not the only one

i fucking love house though i only ever watched one full episode of it :(
btw anal sex






















(no homo >:I)

You think someone should check his balls..how could anyone get that wrong

House rocks.  If you like one ep youll like all of them.

the office US is so awesome, its awesome

you wanna be op contact your local US DOD office



























(niggers need not apply)

Just forget it -.-

Ill answer what u get if ur application post here:

Oooh. Put your real name :( _{(Sorry, but I don't like diminutives, like this subtitle, how ironic.)}

Just had 4 latte's to stay awake to learn 10 chapters of biological psychology by tomorrow 6 in the evening. So with my cafeine-rush still on and my irritated and depraved mind set, lets begin.

1: If you wan't an amdin position, dont start to talk about what a lowzy jobs the other amdins do, are you a retard or something? Didn't your mom teach you how to have any social communication whatoever? Or do you just try to learn by trial and error? Cuzz then this is an error.

2: You say you whould appreciate to kick/ ban cheaters. Well let me tell you, by looking at my statement above and looking at your 'length of service'for the server, anyone in his right mind whould tell you NO, YOU CANNOT BE ADMIN. We haven't seen your loyalty and that's what being an amdin is all about. Since you already start to backstab other admins even before you got a reply says just about enough of how you wan't to be a rock this community can build on.

3: Calling on other admins is not a good thing, this of course has it's effect of reinforcing statement 1. Yes, sometimes admins do TP to weapon spawns? etc. But this is mostly to:

1: admin fights, known ways for admins to have some fun without interrupting the game.
Admins will never spawn to weapons that could affect the game.

4: First syaing you wanna be admin, then backstabbing them, and then pulling your application away? Wow, you truly are born to be an operator my friend. You are no pussy, you show loyalty (again :D) and run away from your problems (Red_Dragon:aren't operators there to deal with problems? Rave: Why of course!! :D) so you're totally out .

5:Looking from a psychological perspective, people who think they stand above others (as you clearly do) Are most likely to abuse their powers when given any. I study psychology, so I know. Don't come with 'but I'm not like that' stuff. there are enough others reasons (look above) and it's a KNOWN FACT.

6: Don't just say 'your admins suck' at least try to give an explanation to why, how, and when. Because you don't do this, you show some lack of intellegence, that's reason enough for me to think you are about...12 years old.

Now, if you try to attack our community again with this kind of shit, never ever try to show your face here again. I think all the other operators agree as well as most players. Now it's just a rant from me, but continuing this will give you so much shit hanging on you that we couldn't tell the difference from you and britney spears.



I hereby stop my rant, hope you enjoyed.

Rave, wtf.

You're true.

Slepot's face right now: o_O

lols.

holy shit rave, calm down. criticism from anyone should be welcomed not beaten away, especially when its a valid point (which i think this is). Admins shouldnt be doing anything to interfere with the game if there are people online who are actually trying to play. If you want to mess around wait till its empty or find a server with less focussed gameplay (ie: freeroam)

Maybe it was a bit to much, my apologies for that (I had my reasons as stated above) Nut i still think you can't go around saying stuff like that without giving any explanation on how you came to such conclusions. It's not that i hate you for what you are doing, but giving critisicm without saying why is a bit useless, also applying for admin is when it is stated none are needed right now. And saying stuff like that and then emmediatly saying you dont want operator status anymore is kinda annoying.

NIGGER CALM THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I CALM YOU THE FUCK DOWN

tududududuuuuuu

lol r dat sirens chakalakas********************************* xD?

wat

duno lol

NIGGER I TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN




NOW DADDY'S GONNA HAVE TO GET HIS BELT OUT

omg sry

wont do it agan

IM FORMER SYS-ADMIN CAN I HAVE BACK?

sure

esco 4 pres

)))))